One day an Atheist was walking in the woods. He said what beautiful
trees.All of a sudden a 7 ft Grizzly came out of nowhere.
The Atheist started running. He looked back the Grizzly was getting closer.
The Atheist tripped, the bear was on top of him. The Atheist shouted OH MY GOD!!!!!!!.
The bear froze and a voice said, "why do you believe in me when you are in
trouble and not when you aren,t. The Atheist said, I am sorry Lord, just make the bear a Christian.
Very well the Lord said.
The bear folded his paws and said.
Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive.